Smart Old Man

[Butterbun]

An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands had owned a large farm for several years and had a large pond in the back which was shaped for swimming. He fixed it up nicely, got some picnic tables and planted some fruit trees around it.

Late one evening he decided to go down to the pond to look it over as he hadn't been there for a while. He got a large bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond he heard voices and laughing with glee. As he got closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding up the bucket he said 'I'm here to feed the crocodile'

[marval]

lol

[pixie373]

Lol