Marriage II

[frugalfred]

My wife phoned me. "There's water in the carburettor!"
"Where's the car?" I asked.
She replied, "In the lake."

If you don't like women drivers, get off the pavement.

I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.

Definition of mixed emotions: When you see your mother-in-law go over the cliff in your new BMW.

I'm just back from a pleasure trip - I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

My wife wanted a foreign convertible. So I bought her a rickshaw.

I take my wife everywhere - but she always finds her way home.

[maggiebee]

Think some of the ladies on here might have a few good comebacks fred. Be afraid - be very afraid!

[frugalfred]

I've already retired to the nuclear shelter, maggiebee!

[gollob]

I 'd like to see my wife in something long and flowing....like the river Thames

I met my wife in a travel agents . I was looking for a holiday and she was the last resort

My marriage was falling apart so I bought a water bed but we still drifted apart

When God made women why did he spoil it all by giving them a mouth

[excelsior-1]

one person talking ------- a monologue

two women talking ------ a catalogue

runs for cover

[DTCwordfan]

Last night the local peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws' door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

What's the difference between out-laws and in-laws? Out-laws are wanted.

A pharmacist tells a customer, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law isn't enough.

"I love you.. every time you walk out that door."