Neutered

[marval]

A woman had her dog neutered because she was told it would curb the animal's aggression.

But the next day it savaged the postman.

"I'm so sorry," she said, rushing to the man's aid.

"I was told he'd stop attacking people if I had him neutered."

"Lady," said the postman, picking himself off the ground.

"You should have had his teeth pulled. I knew when he came out of the door he wasn't going to make love to me”

[cupid04]

Lol!

[frugalfred]

With a saucy grin, she added, "Will I do?"

[Sipowicz]

Reminds me of an old one......
Q. What do you do if a Rottweiler starts "humping" your leg?
A. Fake an orgasm!