Naked Is Allowed

[marval]

An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping.

She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said.

"Madam, swimming is not allowed in the lake!"

"You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!" the American woman scolded him.

The man replied, "Madam, only swimming is not allowed, taking off your clothes is allowed!"

[starone]

Tee-hee. crafty-dafty I reckon. Good one marvel.

[excelsior-1]

... well, i was at least being polite