The Robot....
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
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> The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
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> The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
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> The robot slaps the son.
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> The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
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> Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
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> Son says, "Toy Story."
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> The robot slaps the son.
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> Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
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> Dad says, “What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
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> The robot slaps the father.
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> Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
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> The robot slaps the mother.
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> Robot for sale.