A New Element

[BlueToffee]

Scientists have announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science..

The new element is Governmentium (Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lefton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons or protons, it is inert. However, it
can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction normally taking less
than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but
instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant
neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each
reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons. All of the money is consumed in the
exchange, and no other by-products are produced.

[tonyav]

LOL. again BT.

[maggiebee]

Brilliant BT

[marval]

lol

[penelope2]

Nice one BT and how true.

[excelsior-1]

very clever, and very amusing

[zebo]

I suspect this could be translated into any language and it would still apply to that Government.
Remember, You can vote for whoever you wish but the Government always wins.