Signs

[marval]

Local hospital sign: Give blood...it was meant to circulate.

TV repair shop sign: Do it yourself...then call us.

Poultry farm sign: Better laid than ever.

Cleaning shop sign: Bring us your pressing problems.

Auto wrecking establishment sign: Drive carefully. We're overstocked.

Sign seen in a bar: Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.

Sign by a urinal: The same guy who removes the cigarette butts from the urinal, also is the same guy who puts the ice in your drinks.

[BlueToffee]

LOL marvel.

Another urinal sign: Thank you landlord for the loan of your beer!

[maggiebee]

Very good marval - like the blood donor one.