Friday Groans

[maggiebee]

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

A good pun is its own reword.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

[pixie373]

:D

[marval]

lol