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Fao Chewn Ken Goodwin
Chewn I to liked KG this is my favorite KG joke
I moved into a house with a small yard that backed onto a railway line
the train was so fast the plant pots in the yard trembled,
the lady next door looked over the wall and said it makes the crockery on the
kitchen table shake she said come in and see, sure enough the cups rattled when the train passed. Also when I sit in the parlour it makes the photo fall of the tv,
come and see. The train passed and the photo fell of the tv, she then said when I lie
in bed it is so lumpy that when the train goes by it throws me out of bed, come and see. So wè were lay in bed for 5 mins when the bedroom door burst open and a big burly miner came in, he said what's going on here what are you doing in bed with my wife?
I said you are not going to belive me
but we are waiting for a train
You had to see him telling this joke the audience was in uproar :-)
I moved into a house with a small yard that backed onto a railway line
the train was so fast the plant pots in the yard trembled,
the lady next door looked over the wall and said it makes the crockery on the
kitchen table shake she said come in and see, sure enough the cups rattled when the train passed. Also when I sit in the parlour it makes the photo fall of the tv,
come and see. The train passed and the photo fell of the tv, she then said when I lie
in bed it is so lumpy that when the train goes by it throws me out of bed, come and see. So wè were lay in bed for 5 mins when the bedroom door burst open and a big burly miner came in, he said what's going on here what are you doing in bed with my wife?
I said you are not going to belive me
but we are waiting for a train
You had to see him telling this joke the audience was in uproar :-)
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