I'll Bet

[marval]

"I'll bet you have to think twice before you leave your wife alone at night." one man said to the other.

"I'll say." replied the second, "First, I have to think up a reason for going out. Second, I have to think up why she can't go with me."


A yoga teacher asks a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband's drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.


A man, who has his regular meals in a restaurant, takes away two spoons at the end of his meal every day.

Waiter: Sir, why do you take away the spoons?

Man: Well, it is written on my bottle of medicine to take two spoons after meals, daily.


When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.


What's the definition of the bravest man in the world?

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."


Tax: tax is a fine, which is applicable on legal work.

Fine: Fine is a tax, which is applicable on illegal work.


Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and Sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service.

[albaqwerty]

LOL

love the bravest man in the world particularly ;-D

[Fanriffic]

I liked the two spoons one best - silly & daft. LOL.