Sex Change

[EDDIE51]

A man goes into hospital to have a sex change operation.After the surgery his mates come to visit him.
1st mate asks ''how are you?''
Patient replies '' ok but it was very painful''
2nd mate says'' I bet the worst part was when they cut open your chest to put your boob implants in''
Patient replies '' well that bad but not the worst''
1st mate '' then it must have been where they cut your meat and 2 veg off and turned your scrotum inside out to make your fanny''
patient says '' that was even more painful but still not the worst''
The 2 mates are stumped and ask ''well what could be worse than that?''
The patient replies '' It was the part where they made my mouth twice the size but took 1/2 my brain away''

[tonyav]

LOL.

[pixie373]

Boo. Hiss!

[Quoi]

//.. took 1/2 my brain away.//

a brunette then not a blonde cos they wouldn't have left the other half.

[tonyav]

brace yourself for a kicking, EDDIE !.

[murraymints]

Humph..;0/

[pixie373]

Well, I'm blonde...

[anneasquith]

brave man eddie :)

[DaisyNonna]

Hope it was the part with the cars, DIY and stupid excuses.
Put your brain into gear and reverse Fast.

[gness]

Hey, Tone....budge over in the shed....Eddie's joining you...☻☻

[Quoi]

Hi Pixie. Do you have a sense of humour cos if you do then I have a question...

Who is doing your typing for you.

If you dont have a GSOH then.... Tonyav does my typing..

[pixie373]

Lol. Daisy, i was going to say the "mechanic" and "pointless sports" part if mine is missing, but more than made up for with common sense.

[tonyav]

Thats what I thought, gness lol.

[EDDIE51]

Sorry ladies here is one to even things up
Why did God invent men?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

[pixie373]

Lol. I'll find you in tony's shed;-). Although my sense of direction might not help.

[tonyav]

EDDIE, what are you doing. Brave it out, don't back down. lol.

[tonyav]

Not my shed, pixie, it belongs to gness !.

[pixie373]

Quoi. I read that as you'll hide in tony's shed! Think you proved your point :-\

[DTCwordfan]

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are foreheld for Eddie
I realise and I can see...

[chorus]:

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and He can take suspension if Ed pleases.

He tries to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now we know that it's too late, and...

[Chorus]

The game of AB life is hard to play
He's gonna lose it anyway
The losing card Eddie has laid
so this is all we have to say.

[Chorus]

The only way to avoid hanging is cheat
And lay it down before Eddie's beat
and to another give up his AB seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[Chorus]

MASH
The sword of Jokes will pierce the girls' skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[Chorus]

A brave AB man once requested Eddie
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be a sex change or not to be'
and he replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and Eddie can take or leave it if he pleases.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.