Jesus Was Not The First Son Of God...

AndiFlatland | 12:27 Mon 03rd Feb 2014 | Jokes

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Most people don't know this, but Jesus was not the first son of God - he was actually the seventh.

Before Jesus, there was Asus, Besus, Cesus... you can see where this one's going.

Not my joke - it's one of Eddie Izzard's ramblings - but I thought it was worth preserving here.

I always have a little giggle every time I see one of those computers branded Asus!

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it was rumoured that god wanted to have jesus born in essex, rather than in galilee - but nowhere in essex could he find three wise men and a virgin

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Cruel - but fair!!

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I'd imagine there'd never be any room at the inn, either!

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