Will

[marval]

A lawyer was reading a wealthy man's will to the people mentioned in it.

"To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the good, I leave you the house, the cars and £5 million."

The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Sarah, who took care of me during my illness and kept my company going, I leave you the yacht, the business and £2 million."

The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Phil, who always hated me, argued with me, was envious of me, and thought I would never mention him in my will ... well, you're wrong. 'Hi, Phil!'

[askyourgran]

Ha Ha. Like that one

[jim360]

Bad luck, Phil.

[Peaspeculiars]

LOL :-)