Emmerdale

[pugthedog]

why didn't they leave chas in the jungle

[excelsior-1]

i don't get it

[cupid04]

You tell me?

[DTCwordfan]

On Emmerdale a few years ago a guy violently raped Lisa Dingle . When the programme finished, I was waiting for the next one, the finish and then the ads on. On the credits, I noticed, "This programme was sponsored by Spec Savers"

[murraymints]

DT...you are naughty !

[tonyav]

Not Johnny Walker then, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Black or Blue, tony?

[tonyav]

Black and Blue in her case, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

Probably.....



My neighbour said to me, "If you don't mind me asking, every night at 7:00 we hear you and your wife start shouting and screaming. What's going on?"

"7:00? We're watching Emmerdale."

"So why all the swearing?" he asked.

"The TV's stuck on ITV, we've lost the remote and we effing hate Emmerdale."

[Butterbun]

Nobody gets left in the jungle, pugthedog. I take it you don't like her much then? Val is the one I can't stand.