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DTCwordfan | 19:54 Sun 23rd Feb 2014 | Jokes
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I've just got the new marmite flavoured condom.

My girlfriend loves them, but my wife hates them.


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Avatar Image tonyav
LOL tempted to say, 'That Sucks' !.
19:57 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Omg. Was shocked. Thought this was CB for a moment!
19:57 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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I wouldn't like them. Try chocolate! :D
19:58 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Got worse Marmite ones than that, pixie!
19:59 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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There is nothing worse than Marmite, DT.
20:01 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Chinese accent -Sounds rubbery.....lol!
20:01 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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maam, white clondom, saah?
20:04 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Durex me to believe that, cupes.
20:04 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
Avatar Image pixie373
...i genuinely read it as a confession at first :-\
custard would be nice....mmmm....
20:07 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Not clotted cream, pixie !.
20:07 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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I've smeared my member with Marmite and I'm about to put it through Cheryl Cole's letterbox.

It's a 50/50.
20:10 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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LOL.
20:10 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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Lol!!! Good lick x
20:11 Sun 23rd Feb 2014
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different people, different choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4uDgPSUknw
06:42 Thu 17th Apr 2014

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