The Golden Urinal

[lankeela]

A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. "No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD! "She said she didn't believe him, so she called the bar. "Hello," she said, "I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one question; are your urinals covered in gold? "To which she heard the bartender say, "Hey, Clarence, - I think we found the guy who pi**ed in your saxophone! "

[Psybbo]

LOL, good one and new

[sandyRoe]

Nearly PMSL :-)

[Psybbo]

Must be good, not often you see Sandy in Jokes

[grasscarp]

I have actually seen a gold toilet in the first class section on a Royal Brunei aircraft. I opened the door and my jaw actually dropped in amazement.

[cupid04]

That good huh, grasscarp..............

[tonyav]

LOL.

[pixie373]

Lol!