Ee Ecky Thump!

[moonraker558]

I were in t' pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman come up t' me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy."

I replied "Has tha got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well tha'd better get back to it, afore t'farmer notices tha's missin."

[marval]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL.

[cupid04]

reported for being sexist!

[tonyav]

Doh.

[ferlew]

I've got a cob on now !!

[scoob101]

Sexist !!!1 get a life you sad git.