Chef Pickups

[marval]

The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs:

10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock."

9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?"

8. "Cumin here often?"

7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

6. "Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?"

5. "Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?"

4. "We've now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes - time to
come to a full boil!"

3. "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee - and less drippy."

2. "Get the buttah."

1. "Uh, yes, I invented Alphabetti Spaghetti

[marval]

Do you like big sausages? Because I have one.

[Psybbo]

Goodnight all, I'll see you in my dreams! Thanks marvel xx

[marval]

You are welcome, goodnight psybbo.

[pixie373]

Good night, sibs...i'll save you a sausage x

[EDDIE51]

1. If you've got the thyme I've got the Plaice.
2. Your Plaice or mine?

[EDDIE51]

Want to play 'hide the sausage?'