Two guys meet at the gym for their weekly work-out. 'What on earth happened to you?' the first guy gasps, staring at his friend's black eye.
'Well,' his friend explains. 'Promise me you won't laugh, but I was attacked by a woman today.' 'What did you do to deserve that?' 'Well,' his friend continues, 'I was in a lift and this woman with huge breasts walked in. She looked at me and said: 'Would you press one?' 'So I did!'