The Queen's English

[MTbowels]

Gamekeeper: "Excuse me sir, but is that Davy Crockett style headgear you are wearing made from fox fur?

Prince Charles: "Yes"

Gamekeeper: "Might I ask why you're wearing it?"

Prince Charles: " I told my mother that I was going shooting in Ecclefechan and she immediately said "wear the fox hat" "

[berniecuddles]

stop wiggling your tahiti's tilly lol

[DTCwordfan]

Are you sure that you are Wight, tilly?

[DTCwordfan]

Tilly's not got Tahitis - she's got Shannon's

[Tilly2]

DT, I'm in my Forties. I must be Wight.

[Tilly2]

Bernie which shipping area are you in?

[tonyav]

Oh well, this thread has sent me to bed with a smile.
G'night all.

[berniecuddles]

er........ dunno i'm 2 miles from the thames in kent if that helps

[Psybbo]

Don't forget your pjs Tony

[DTCwordfan]

I thought that was about the right Tyne for you, though of course a Male-in AB should always say that a woman has a force no more than 21.

[berniecuddles]

tone i've got the day off ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Tilly2]

That'll be Thames then, Bernie.

[Tilly2]

Goodnight, Yont. Sleep well.

[DTCwordfan]

D'over to you then, bernie.

[Tilly2]

Could be Dover though Bernie.

[berniecuddles]

im at my gravesend with you DTC

[DTCwordfan]

Then it must be Mornington Crescent.

[Tilly2]

Right, I'm off to Hebrides. Goodnight all.

[berniecuddles]

night tilly im off soon too xx

[DTCwordfan]

Night all, Plymouth for me with a nightcap gin.

[kawakiri]

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