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joggerjayne | 20:16 Wed 26th Mar 2014 | Jokes
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When England played, we used to play that drinking game.

If Sol Campbell scored, we drank Sol.

If Paul Scholes scored, we drank Skol.

If David Beckham scored, we drank Becks.

It's a pity that David Seaman only played in goal.



LOL

Err ... I'll get my coat.
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Takes spunk to post an old joke like this, jj.
I find that very hard to swallow, JJ
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I didn't expect follow up gags.
come again?
Well, you have to suck it and see, jj.
"Follow up gags"?.. spit it out then
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Okay okay, enough !!
has it all got you dribbling JJ xx
it was inevitable that you'd get some nobby styles of joke

joggerjayne
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Okay okay, enough !!


Hey, you started it, jj.
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I didn't start it.

Yes you did. You invaded Poland.

:0)
LOL.
And if Cantona scored we had Highballs
And he used to dribble a lot, hadn't he, Psybbo !.
Tony, he can dribble on me any time!
Gawd, the French git.

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