Nuns Best Fish & Chips..

[Peaspeculiars]

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles." "I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner.
The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and said, "Then you must be....?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so..... I am the chip monk."

[Psybbo]

Bernie, Your tentacles are all over me

[berniecuddles]

get your hand off me cods..!!

[tonyav]

He's a sucker for a lovely woman, thats why, Psybbo.

[DaisyNonna]

Obviously no angel Bernie

[berniecuddles]

where did the skint crab go?
to the local prawn broker.!!

[tonyav]

He's got sole though, Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

Oscar Pistorious went to his local Pretoria Peas (South Africa pty) fish and chip shop for some dinner.

"Get out of here, you murdering barsteward", said the Peas fish and chip fryer. "I'm not serving your sort in here. There's another shop ten minutes down the road."

"Show some respect", said Oscar. "I've won six Olympic gold medals and I can run the 100 metres in 10.9 seconds".

"In that case, I apologise," said the Peas 'friar'. "It's only two minutes down the road."

[DaisyNonna]

Didn't catch the angle on that one Tony

[tonyav]

Daisy, Man U at midday tomorrow !.

[DTCwordfan]

Now will the Ed mussel in and put this fish, chips and Peas thread up on the Sunday market board, after trawling through the week's catch?

[berniecuddles]

i was in the chippy and said to the mrs " i fancy one of peter's pie's"
and the bloke behind said "you aint getting none of my pie's mate"

[berniecuddles]

lets hope ED is hard of herring..!

[tonyav]

I'll be gutted if it's not, DT.

[DTCwordfan]

tony and daisy, are you going to Old Whifford? Man U are well know for their pikey fish pies.

[askyourgran]

Lol DTC. You little scampi you!

[Peaspeculiars]

Oh Bernie, you didn't just say that.... groan
:-D

[berniecuddles]

lol peas olden's are the best

[DaisyNonna]

Hope our team doesn't get battered Dt.

[tonyav]

Could be skating on thin ice, Daisy.

[DTCwordfan]

Villa, a chip off the old block and win by a sole goal, Man U nun?