I Want

[marval]

A 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's
office.

"You know, Doctor," he said, "I've made love in more exotic
cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis
you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable
positions," the medic said.

"Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your
Lamborghini."

[albaqwerty]

LOL