I Wanted To Lose Weight

[excelsior-1]

so I went to the paint store

I heard I could get thinner there

[frugalfred]

Were you given the brush off? I think you've put a gloss on this tale.

[cupid04]

Groan!

[vulcan42]

I think we'll gloss over this.

[Baldric]

That story has made me very emulsional!
;-)

[vulcan42]

why did that answer varnish?

[Svejk]

sounds sketchy to me.

[Baldric]

'cause it was an Advert I think

[Baldric]

But it had a lovely Finish!

[Svejk]

//why did that answer varnish?//
dunno, but someones on the matt.

[Hopkirk]

Answer two was spirited away

[Prudie]

sometimes you have to walk on eggshell on here...

[aelmpvw]

look on the bright side, if the diet worked you'd probably need a second coat

[vulcan42]

I think there are people here trying to stir it.

[Bazile]

dont forget to strip before you apply the new coat of paint

[Prudie]

now everyone's cutting in

[Bazile]

I was going to post a rude comment ; but i decided to watch my B&Q's

[Bazile]

This could run and run

[Prudie]

^ a prime example of common sense