Bloody Cheat!!

[RATTER15]

Jesus, Moses and God were playing golf. Both Moses and JC hit nice drives and are on the green in one. God swings and wiffs the ball - a chipmunk runs out and grabs the ball and and eagle swoops down and snags the chipmunk. When the eagle flies over the green a bolt of lighting hits it - he drops the chipmunk who in turn drops the ball and it falls in the hole.
Jesus turns to God and says, "will you quit fukcing around we're playing for money"