It’s a little known fact that Tony Blair is a runner. For security reasons he goes running very early in the morning, before dawn breaks. One morning, while running up Whitehall he runs past a lady of the night.
“Fifty quid,” she shouts.
“Make it a fiver,” Tony replies with a chuckle and runs on.
The next morning, she’s there again.
“Fifty quid!”
He calls back, “Make it a fiver,” and runs on. This goes on for a week until one morning Cherie wakes up and announces she’s joining her husband for a run. They got out and run up Whitehall, where they pass the same lady of the night.
“See!” she calls out. “That’s what you get for a fiver!”