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cupid04 | 18:13 Thu 08th May 2014 | Jokes
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Dave: My wife made a very odd dinner last night - toad in the hole.

Tony: What's odd about that?

Dave: She used real toads.

Tony: Well count yourself lucky she didn't make spotted dick for dessert!
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LOL
I wouldn't mind Roly Poly though lol. ya little minx.
mr AV good evening
It would be the temperature of the custard that would worry me!!
don't have fish at cupids tone she'll have her hands round your cods before you know it lol
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Not if it's spotty I won't...........
Loin of pork here.......with two rocky mountain oysters.
lol cupes you mean you don't know already ......hmmmm lol
Evening, bernie, DT, treetops and little minx.
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DTC- Are you meant to be on eccles dinner post?
It could have been coq au vin.....
or Cock a Leekie Soup
Gawd, thats fowl, bernie !.
lol
'Squeeze me between the Sheets' as a cocktail.
Bernie will charge you for that, tony, a Guinea.....
DTC..groan lol
I aint paying a Guinea for that, DT, tell him I'll give him £1.05p for it.
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Tight arses oop north.
Anybody got any cherries for dessert?

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