Fred.

[cupid04]

Fred picks up a woman in a bar. At home they had another drink.
'Wanna test my new bed?' he winks. 'Thought you'd never ask' she grins.
'Great, Fred says enthusiastically. 'Let's see who can jump the highest.'

[Tilly2]

Is this Fred the Frog?

[Butterbun]

Good one, lol.

[cupid04]

Frugal Fred I think tilly, lol!

[frugalfred]

Gadzooks, cupid, I haven't guffawed so much since Septimus Sawyer put itching powder in the Squire's codpiece!

[marval]

lol