I Have Never Understood.......

[excelsior-1]

......why women love cats.


Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

[Psybbo]

They recognise a kindred spirit, and just watch when their claws come out

[tonyav]

Meow purrrrr purrrrr.

[marval]

A purrfect joke

[emmie]

the one difference, a cat will be content with a tin of whiskers, and some milk, or water from the bath, however the blokes generally won't.

[Old_Geezer]

No real blokes want a few tinnies, would rather not go near the bath. they will, however, curl up on the sofa in front of the big game.

[emmie]

on in your lap, with the remote control.. x