Today, I Saw........

[excelsior-1]

......... a mechanic seated upon a spare automobile part, drinking a cup of tea

i assume he was on a brake

[berniecuddles]

total carnage on here

[excelsior-1]

oil be the judge of that

[DTCwordfan]

My goodness me, hey, we are all clutching at straws, now.

[DaisyNonna]

Wheely Tony?

[DTCwordfan]

Having a breakdown, are we, bernie?

[berniecuddles]

everyday on here!

[tonyav]

Was he tyred.

[DaisyNonna]

Tiring isn't it?

[ferlew]

Tyred of reading this now.

[ferlew]

Ooops, must type faster.

[DaisyNonna]

Some answers are automatic

[DTCwordfan]

You lot, you put in the AB miles and this is what you get.....it's an automatic response, mind you.

[ferlew]

He should have got the boot.

[DaisyNonna]

Time to screen the replies

[DTCwordfan]

70 words a minute is the speed limit, ferlew, otherwise Ed hands out three points or your AB licence can be suspended.

[tonyav]

ferlew, don't get a bee in your bonnet over it.

[DaisyNonna]

Speed is of the essence

[DTCwordfan]

You are backing into a dead-end, daisy......

[DaisyNonna]

Jus'kidding!

[askyourgran]

This is exhausting...