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cupid04 | 16:18 Mon 26th May 2014 | Jokes
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Q] Why is food better than sex with a man ?











A) Because you don't have to wait an hour if you want seconds.
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Oi.
16:20 Mon 26th May 2014
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lol
16:20 Mon 26th May 2014
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just desserts, eh cupid?
16:21 Mon 26th May 2014
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doh
16:21 Mon 26th May 2014
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a blumming week, more like. ;o)
16:22 Mon 26th May 2014
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Seconds of spotted dick?
16:24 Mon 26th May 2014
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Or roly poly.
16:25 Mon 26th May 2014
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Fred, that is gross!
16:25 Mon 26th May 2014
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The acronym CAPSTAN comes to mind...
16:26 Mon 26th May 2014
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Might be plum duff, if you're unlucky.
16:26 Mon 26th May 2014
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Fred, what have cigarettes got to do with it?
16:28 Mon 26th May 2014
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frugalfred
Seconds of spotted dick?


fred, see sqad.
16:28 Mon 26th May 2014
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Or is it cobblers?
16:31 Mon 26th May 2014
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Quality, not quantity!
16:33 Mon 26th May 2014
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Oh, Quality Street!
16:34 Mon 26th May 2014
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Can A P.... Stand Twice A Night.
16:36 Mon 26th May 2014
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and what women do us gents know who's up for seconds straight away
(dead species)........!!
16:39 Mon 26th May 2014

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