Toilet Humour Graffiti On Toilet Wall Made Me Laugh

[gordiescotland1]

I was in a toilet cubicle and on the wall was written :
Some come here to *** and stink
others come here to sit and think
I come here to scratch my balls
and write my poems on the walls

I was roaring and laughing I thought that was so good

[jeffa]

Cannon and Ball truly were ground-breaking! Their early racist routines really showed their incisive intellect. And Bobby Ball's schtick about how he had "heavy hair" - seriously, my sides split. Quite literally.

[Svejk]

krankies , fantabadozy.

[cupid04]

Sarcasm aside, what's your favourite comedy act?

[jeffa]

And why has no-one mentioned Cowboy Billy? He had an enormous penis, which he demonstrated to the lady living in the adjacent property. She believed it to be an ophidian reptile and promptly struck it with a garden implement, rendering it nearly half its original size.

[cupid04]

krankies, now they were cringe-worthy. I remember them on crackerjack!

[Svejk]

chuckle brothers

[cupid04]

Poor cowboy Billy ;-(

[Svejk]

CRACKERJACK

[cupid04]

Abbott and Costello

[jeffa]

This thread really is making me very jealous. Totally jealous of the OP. Can you possibly begin to imagine how wonderful it must be to be so easily amused? The simplest piece of crap must leave the fortunate soul in absolute paroxysms of laughter. How wonderful this must be! Oh, the curse of an education...

[Svejk]

They're re-showing 'third rock from the sun' on C4. I'm enjoying that.

[Svejk]

it must be hell, jeffa. I wouldn't know, thank goodness.

[cupid04]

So jeffa you had a decent education. Because we find different things amusing doesn't make us thick.

[Svejk]

you are a bit though, cupid. ;-)

[jeffa]

Willies! Bums! Jobbies! Wee wees!

Answer me truly, Cupes - had you seen what the OP saw in a public convenience, would you have been "roaring and laughing"?

[Svejk]

are you a bit depressed, jeffa?

[jeffa]

It an get a bit demoralising round here, yes...

[cupid04]

Perhaps not roared, might have giggled, lol!

[Elina]

"There's nothing wrong with narcissists that reasoning with them won't aggravate." That amused me, left me in paroxysms of laughter.

[fourteen85]

Seen years ago in a toilet in Ambleside
I hate grils
Don't you mean girls?
What about us grils?