Craven Schools Partnership C/D 31 Dec
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I just googled 'original panda in bar joke' and got this....
//A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving.
"Hey, you can't do that!" said someone else in the bar
"Yes I can, I'm a panda bear it's what I do, look it up." says the panda bear.
Later he looks up "panda bear" and sure enough it says
"Panda Bear; Eats shoots and leaves."//
Still lost.
//A panda walks into a bar and orders some food, after he's done eating he shoots the bartender and starts leaving.
"Hey, you can't do that!" said someone else in the bar
"Yes I can, I'm a panda bear it's what I do, look it up." says the panda bear.
Later he looks up "panda bear" and sure enough it says
"Panda Bear; Eats shoots and leaves."//
Still lost.
A piece of string walks into a bar, climbs up on the bar stool and orders a drink from the bartender.
The bartender looks at the string and says, “We don’t serve your kind in this place.”
The string gets up and walks outside.
He ties himself into a knot, frays up the ends of himself and walks back into the bar.
He climbs back up on a stool and says, “I’d like a drink please.”
The bartender says, “Look! I told you before we don’t serve your type. You’re that same string who was in here earlier aren’t you?”
The string says, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot.”
The bartender looks at the string and says, “We don’t serve your kind in this place.”
The string gets up and walks outside.
He ties himself into a knot, frays up the ends of himself and walks back into the bar.
He climbs back up on a stool and says, “I’d like a drink please.”
The bartender says, “Look! I told you before we don’t serve your type. You’re that same string who was in here earlier aren’t you?”
The string says, “Nope! I’m a frayed knot.”
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