Groan Alert

[marval]

Many years ago, a baker's assistant called Richard the Pourer, whose job it was to pour the dough mixture in the making of sausage rolls, noted that he was running low on one of the necessary spices.

He sent his apprentice to the store to buy more.

Unfortunately, upon arriving at the shop, the young man realised that he had forgotten the name of the ingredient.

All he could do was to tell the shopkeeper that it was for Richard the Pourer, for batter for wurst.

[Peaspeculiars]

Groan! Lol x

[tonyav]

Doh !.

[DTCwordfan]

you are telling me that he couldn't tell the thyme...or maybe he was currying favours?

[excelsior-1]

well, that was a half-baked answer

[tonyav]

Yeah, it came up a bit short.

[jim360]

Should've used his loaf.

[DTCwordfan]

well, it was a bit flaky, excel....

[tonyav]

Well that raised a smile, DT.

[marval]

Sorry it was such a crusty old joke.

[Peaspeculiars]

crumbs! you lot are scraping the bowl (barrel) tonight

[tonyav]

It's ok marval, we just rolled with it.

[marval]

So it hasn't had it chips then.

[DTCwordfan]

Keep cooking them up, marval, and you'll get your own AB roast....

[marval]

I pulled pork today, that's the last time I go out with a pig.

[Peaspeculiars]

Lol, were they a bit saucy? (apple)

[tonyav]

Bet he was a right swine, marval.

[marval]

Well I did give him some cream for his sty(e)

[tonyav]

Did he swill it down.

[marval]

He did, apparently he is a radio ham.

[DTCwordfan]

A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is one of the goats that I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."