Three blonde men are stranded on an island.
Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant them each a wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Immediately he turns into a brown haired man and swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so he is turned into a black haired man. The black haired man builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
Well inksplotter, red haired men are the most intelligent of all. I have always been a sucker for red haired men - in fact I married one, sadly no longer here.