Poor Bernie

[marval]

Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a van and ended up in the hospital.

His best friend Morris came to visit him.

Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."

"What does she read?" asks Morris.

"My life insurance policy."

[berniecuddles]

christ dont show mrs c this gawd sake!!

[marval]

I won't tell Mrs C.