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[marval]

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

[Svejk]

groan, what a load of Bolognese, lol.

[marval]

It only cost me a penne to post it.

[Svejk]

you've got a sauce!

[maggiebee]

Are you just stringing us along marval? I wouldn't put it pastrami.

[albaqwerty]

you lot have no idea the pain I'm in from reading the original joke and the replies :-) :-) :-)

(bunch of blooming cleverclogs!!)

[marval]

Just off out in my car, it's a bonara.

[Svejk]

now you're just being a pest,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,o.

[marval]

Well my boyfriend broke up with me the other day because he said I'm addicted to pasta.

At the moment I'm feeling cannelloni.

[scorpiojo]

He sounds very pici

[Svejk]

lol, stick to yer xwords, jo. ;-)

[scorpiojo]

;-(

[Svejk]

aww, it was really good, really, jo.
I was joshing. ;o)

[stoofur]

I hope your BF does not penne you a Dear John letter. That would be a fusilli thing to do.