Do You Have A Favourite Mae West 1 Liner?

[kevanswerbank]

It's Mae West's birthday today (1892). Wikipedia has "I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it"

[Obiter]

" Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

[janbee]

I can't recall which film but some man says to her "Oh, I love you. You have beautiful hair, a lovely body, stunning shoulders, two lovely eyes so blue " and on and on he went. She just stood there looking at him and said "are you proposin' or takin' an inventory?"

[maggiebee]

"I used to be snow white, but I drifted" Not sure if this was May West or not though.

[EcclesCake]

I'd rather be looked over than overlooked.

[bookbinder]

Here's a good selection:
http://quotes.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_1592/mae-west/quotes

[janbee]

When I'm good, I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

[marval]

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.