Positive Attitude Explained

[McMouse]

Late in the night he regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him.
He realised he must have been in a serious accident.
She gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

That, Abers, is a positive attitude!

[excelsior-1]

.....and it worked - she let me ;-)

[marval]

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