Missing

[marval]

A pastor was in the habit of reading every word of his sermons - which were rather long and tedious.

One of the congregation thought to cure him of this, and, before the service, slipped into the pulpit and removed one page at random.

The preacher began.

After a while he reached the point where the page was gone.

"And Adam said unto Eve..." He paused.

"And Adam, err, said unto Eve...There seems to be a leaf missing!"

[FrogNog]

Last time I was in it was for 8 days and while the food was not haute cuisine, it was edible and there was enough of it.

[FrogNog]

oops wrong thread

[excelsior-1]

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