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Doctor Sqad
Doctor Sqad went on a safari in Africa.
When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been.
"Oh, it was very disappointing," he said.
"I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."
Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."
Doctor Sqad: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"
Patient: "I sure did, the bottle said 'keep tightly closed."
Nurse: "Doctor Sqad, the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"
Doctor Sqad: "Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!"
"What kind of work do you do?” a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment.
“I'm a Naval surgeon,” he replies.
“My word!” spluttered the woman.
“How you doctors specialise these days.”
When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been.
"Oh, it was very disappointing," he said.
"I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital."
Patient: "It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."
Doctor Sqad: "Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?"
Patient: "I sure did, the bottle said 'keep tightly closed."
Nurse: "Doctor Sqad, the man you've just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"
Doctor Sqad: "Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!"
"What kind of work do you do?” a woman passenger enquired of the man travelling in her train compartment.
“I'm a Naval surgeon,” he replies.
“My word!” spluttered the woman.
“How you doctors specialise these days.”
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.At Sqad's, he playing at being the psychiatrist:
- Do you consume alcohol?
- No.
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you use drugs?
- No.
- Do you take Ibuprofen, 600mg 3 times a day?
- No.
- Do you play cards?
- No.
- Do you run after other women?
- No.
- Do you like silk lingerie?
- No.
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc Sqad, I have one little problem - I lie a lot...
- Do you consume alcohol?
- No.
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you use drugs?
- No.
- Do you take Ibuprofen, 600mg 3 times a day?
- No.
- Do you play cards?
- No.
- Do you run after other women?
- No.
- Do you like silk lingerie?
- No.
- So why did you come to me?
- You see, doc Sqad, I have one little problem - I lie a lot...