Old Age

[marval]

Maurice, aged 87, was very contented living in the Alpha Nursing Home just outside Stubbington, Hampshire, England.

After meeting Edna, 76, he grew even happier and fell deeply in love.

Only yesterday Maurice plucked up the courage, got down on his knees and told her there were two things he would like to ask her.

Edna smiled and replied, 'Alright.'

Maurice asked softly, 'Will you marry me?'

Delighted, Edna answered him, 'Yes.' She then asked Maurice what his second question was.

He replied, 'Edna, will you please help me to get up?'


Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

'I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business,' declared the first man.

'Fifty years from now,' said the second, 'I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man.'

Turning to the third gent, the first gent asked, 'So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?'

'Me?' the third man replied. 'I want them all to say, 'He certainly looks good for his age!'

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