God's Gift

[maggiebee]

When God created Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:
ME!, ME!, ME!,
I would love it please ... Lord, please, please!
Look, it will make my life substantially easier.
Eve nodded, and said those things did not matter to her.
Then God gave Adam the gift and he began to shout for joy.
He ran through the garden of Eden and used it to wet all the trees and
bushes, ran down the beach making drawings with his pee in the sand ...
Well, he would not stop showing off.
God and Eve watched the man crazy with happiness and Eve asked God:
What is the other gift? '
God answered:
Eve,..... a brain ... and it is for you ...!

[excelsior-1]

a nice wee story there, maggie

[Svejk]

Yeah, I've noticed that, lol.

[Butterbun]

Brilliant.

[DaisyNonna]

Thank God.

[tonyav]

It's fun to make drawings in the snow as well.

[DaisyNonna]

What's wrong with making angels in the snow?

[DTCwordfan]

should try peeing when it's minus 50C - it's frozen before it hits the ground; that makes for some interesting pee in the snow sculptures.

[tonyav]

Well it means that you have to lay down in the snow doesn't it, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Got more sense than to try it.

[tonyav]

Don't fancy trying that, DT !.

[DTCwordfan]

However, you women aren't as bright as you think you are - you still need penises for the 'real feel' and some of what emerges from them at those 'special times'

[DaisyNonna]

Makes more sense than freezing your bits off.

[Canary42]

The end of this joke is missing. It should read :-

....God answered:
Eve,a brain, and it is for you.
"Well", said Eve, "I'm certainly not going to make a fool of myself with this like Adam and his penis", so she hid it away and never ever used it.

[DaisyNonna]

IVF?

[askyourgran]

I like that, something between the ears instead of the legs lol.