And Another N.irish One....

[DTCwordfan]

People often say that living in Belfast or Londonderry is like living in Afghanistan.

That is definitely not true, Afghanistan is sunny.

[Zacs-Master]

Oooooph.

[pixie373]

Ha!

[murraymints]

try getting a Guinness in Afghanistan !

[Psybbo]

Hey you, golf capital of the world, sunny, Sandyroe help

[DTCwordfan]

Plenty of it there, minty - they marinade the poppies in it.

Oops that's Buckfast Tonic.....

[Slapshot]

Send our Gness to afghanistan....that'd sort the *** out

[kvalidir]

A man walks into a Belfast supermarket one day. The assistant comes up to him and says 'How can I help you Sir?'The man says 'I'm looking for a deodorant'.
The assistant says to him 'Ball or aerosol ?' And the guy says 'No, just for under the arms' :)

[pixie373]

Lol!

[Psybbo]

Kval, that was below the belt