I Was

[marval]

At the urging of his doctor, an elderly man moved to the countryside.

After settling in, he met a neighbour who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It certainly is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That’s wonderful!"said the newcomer.

"How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

[tonyav]

LOL.

[EDDIE51]

Laughed out loud at that one, I didn't expect the punch line.

[Old_Geezer]

:-)
They say we are all living longer these days.
It must be true; I've never been as old before as I am now !

[albaqwerty]

like it!!!

[DTCwordfan]

it's the truth around here....

I went out with a local girl and she started dating this guy who had been born in the St Just (West Penwith - near Lands End) countryside. I asked her what he had that I didn't - she said "Seven fingers on each hand....."