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A lady rebels at a man, who is immodestly staring at her in a bus.
Mister, you are staring at me as if you were undressing me in your imagination.
Excuse me, lady, in my imagination I have already dressed you up and had a cigarette.
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers.
His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
"This is for the flowers," she said.
"Don't be silly," he said.
"I’m sure we have a vase somewhere at home."
A blonde enlisted in the army.
When she was given her uniform the drill sergeant informed her that although her quarters would be in separate building she would mess with the men.
Only later did she learn that he meant she would eat her meals with them.
Mister, you are staring at me as if you were undressing me in your imagination.
Excuse me, lady, in my imagination I have already dressed you up and had a cigarette.
A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers.
His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
"This is for the flowers," she said.
"Don't be silly," he said.
"I’m sure we have a vase somewhere at home."
A blonde enlisted in the army.
When she was given her uniform the drill sergeant informed her that although her quarters would be in separate building she would mess with the men.
Only later did she learn that he meant she would eat her meals with them.
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