Stuck !
A couple are out in the car when they are overcome by the urge to have sex.
They strip naked and get down to it in the back seat. Unfortunately the man gets his legs stuck under the seat and finds he can't move. The girl manages to get out from under him but all their clothes are underneath the man and she can't get to them. Suddenly she notices one of his shoes is in reach so she grabs it, holds it over her 'front bottom' and runs for help.
She gets to a garage and shouts to the mechanic '' Please can you help, my Boyfriend is stuck!'' The mechanic looks at her and says '' If he is that far gone love there is nothing I can do you need a Doctor''