What's...

[carrust]

....the difference between a Yorkshire man and a cactus? You can get a drink out of a cactus...

[Svejk]

tut good un, crusty. ;o)

[carrust]

2 good uns int last 2 days lad

[cupid04]

Oi, some of my best friends come from Yorkshire, lol!

[carrust]

I'm from Yorkshire:-)

[Svejk]

hey crusty. just noticed your girlfriend is hosting HIGNFY tonight.

[Arksided]

Oi Carrust... so you're the one!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

My fav Yorkshire one:

What do you call a pie on the top of Barnsley town hall clock?

'Summat ta ate.'

[Tilly2]

I have a very rude response to this but I am not going to post it.

[Svejk]

how does the ***-cream one go?

[tonyav]

Right, don't think I'll visit Halesowen next week ;-)

[Arksided]

Lol, Tilly... I know what you were thinking!

[DTCwordfan]

Bloke from Rotherh'm with piles asks a Harr'gate chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arshe cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

[DTCwordfan]

did you see the jokes on Brummies then, tony?

[Svejk]

http://m.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1374263.html

[weecalf]

cactus could spike your drink so acareful

[tonyav]

No need to get prickly about it, weecalf.

[tonyav]

DTCwordfan
did you see the jokes on Brummies then, tony?

Just seen it, ah kid.

Thanks for the link, sweaty.

[weecalf]

I had a cactus printed shirt was looking for summit too with it ...guest what I found

[tonyav]

C'mon then weecalf, lets have it ?.

[weecalf]

a cacti