Use The Word Pistol

[in a mo]

Teacher says make a short poem and use the word Pistol.
First lad says
My dad was in the Air Force ,he wore a suit of Blue, he also wore smart shiny shoe's and he had a Pistol to.
2nd lad says
My dad was never in the Air Force ,he didn't have a suit of Blue, he went to the pub at 6 o'clock and he was on the Pistol to.

[-Talbot-]

Two?

[in a mo]

Talbot
Are you markin my granma, whatever,can't be bovered I am driving to work while trying to ave a shave ,brushin me teef, sexting,texting oh and takin a selfie,and all you kin B bovered about is To ,Too,Two,2.That's just eight innit.
ABers are the best
In A Mo

[factor-fiction]

Now that's funnier in its own way

[-Talbot-]

Well it doesn't make sense otherwise.

You should have said 'and he was on the pistol free' to save any confusion.

[DTCwordfan]

There was a young lady from Bristol
Who went to the Palace called Crystal.
Said she, "It's all glass,
And as round as my ass,"
And she farted as loud as a starting pistol.

[in a mo]

In the pub at 6 o'clock and he was on the Pi** Till Two.
Now Better.

[pixie373]

Oh. I get it now x

[shoota]

Lucky you....

[pixie373]

Indeed. Evening xx

[-Talbot-]

See, in a mo

It was confusing (no need to thank me)

[shoota]

Amco





(C in 'a mo'....)

[Psybbo]

Taking the Mick again, Mick?

[Prudie]

sorry,not much pistolMSL here

[shoota]

Pixel might be.....



Taking the Mick that is.

[pixie373]

Huh?

[shoota]

Getting it....
'Taking' the Mick....

[in a mo]

Some jokes do not work in Episodes.

[zabado]

I agree with mo. It's a joke page and noffin 2 do wiv gramma.

[Brinjal]

Must have been a member of the pistol club. Drink till midnight pistol dawn.

[in a mo]

BRINJAL Hey you leave Dawn out of this, she is blamed for so many things,Just Dawned on him I say.
TALBOT No need to thank you. Are You Sure? Oh OK then.