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New Dads
English, Pakistani & Welsh dads arrived at the maternity unit to collect their new born babes. Matron told them there had been a mix up with the babies and the dads would have to pick out their own baby.
As the dads had to enter in alphabetical order, the English dad went in first and collected his baby. The Pakistani dad was upset and complained the two babies left were white & obviously not Pakistani. Poor matron tried to calm the situation diplomatically and asked the English dad if he had made the right choice. "Yes" said the English dad, "I dont want one of the other babes, because it may be Welsh".
As the dads had to enter in alphabetical order, the English dad went in first and collected his baby. The Pakistani dad was upset and complained the two babies left were white & obviously not Pakistani. Poor matron tried to calm the situation diplomatically and asked the English dad if he had made the right choice. "Yes" said the English dad, "I dont want one of the other babes, because it may be Welsh".
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